excerptsfromchrispinesmoleskine:
Eyebrows
Your eyebrows suck. I hope they eat your face
like Zeus devouring his child.
You inspire feelings in me
of nausea.
A last name that means “five,”
and a last name that means “tree.”
If five trees fall in a forest and no one
is around to hear them,
will you still not hear me?You’re an asshole.
Use capital letters, asshole.
well, i was going to make a graphic or something,
but then i took a nap
when i blast fanvids in my room, i wonder if my family thinks i honestly just like to listen to celine dion
whenever a video buffers, my niece says it’s yawning.
practicing karaoke songs when i should be asleep
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excerptsfromchrispinesmoleskine:
Eyebrows
Your eyebrows suck. I hope they eat your face
like Zeus devouring his child.
You inspire feelings in me
of nausea.
A last name that means “five,”
and a last name that means “tree.”
If five trees fall in a forest and no one
is around to hear them,
will you still not hear me?You’re an asshole.
Use capital letters, asshole.
