excerptsfromchrispinesmoleskine:

Eyebrows

Your eyebrows suck. I hope they eat your face
like Zeus devouring his child.
You inspire feelings in me
of nausea.
A last name that means “five,”
and a last name that means “tree.”
If five trees fall in a forest and no one
is around to hear them,
will you still not hear me?

You’re an asshole.

Use capital letters, asshole.

well, i was going to make a graphic or something,

but then i took a nap

when i blast fanvids in my room, i wonder if my family thinks i honestly just like to listen to celine dion

whenever a video buffers, my niece says it’s yawning.

practicing karaoke songs when i should be asleep

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excerptsfromchrispinesmoleskine:

Eyebrows

Your eyebrows suck. I hope they eat your face
like Zeus devouring his child.
You inspire feelings in me
of nausea.
A last name that means “five,”
and a last name that means “tree.”
If five trees fall in a forest and no one
is around to hear them,
will you still not hear me?

You’re an asshole.

Use capital letters, asshole.

#penmanship note: scribbled furiously

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